The gnarliest shredder of them all. That's right. Keaston is not only a man of many talents but a man of dignity and pride. Some say he is the hottest thing to walk on the face of the Earth. Being called a Keaston is better than being president.
Babe 1: hey check out that Keaston over there!
Babe 2: guilty as charged
by WakaWakaAfrika January 28, 2011
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-a cutie
-warm, chocolate brown eyes
-loves outdoors, playing guitar, making music, playing fartnite, and playing with his doge
-has a beard that he's trying to grow even though his facial hair is good/attractive as is
-loves ass... cream, but is scared of eating ass... but will eventually come around
-likes to get pink eye in his dreams
-an amazing listener and offers support in ways no one else does
-is excellent at holding space for other's emotions
-a brown bear
-lives too far away :(
by Rayke Caubryn February 17, 2020
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