2. Vomit incarnate
3. The avatar of the celestial spirit of vomit
2. "Wake up in the morning... with glltter on my face like I'm motherfuckin 2 years old" From Tik Tok by Ke$ha
"Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz
Friend 2: WTF you're such a ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"
She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in Flo Rida's "Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense.
That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.
Alexa: Who wrote it?
Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears.
Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha!
Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty.
Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.
me: "go kill yourself."
13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!"
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).