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Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.
1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)
Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010
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The first lego man to suck on the udders of a lego cow. He is also the one who discovered milk by fucking a cow.
Person 1: "You invented milk."
Kazooma: "I did NOT. factually-"
Person 1: "And sold it."
Kazooma: "Invented. Milk."
Person 1: "SOLD IT."
Kazooma: "SHUT UP"
Kazooma by ifune November 12, 2021

kazoomalapatin 

When you find something intriguing to you,it's kazoomalapatin.
oh my gosh, did you see her kazoom out of fourth period?!”
kazoom by clarinooot May 6, 2019

Kacomeros 

A filler action word that involves another person
"Have you heard, Alex finally won!"
"Wait, she actually kacomeros'd it?!"

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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