The biggest whore of the school. Thinks she gorgeous but everyone just thinks she's the ugliest thing ever. She's so dumb that she thinks negative zero is a number. She's always over dramatic about stuff, and can't keep a boyfriend for more than a week.
Kaylan is such a whore.
A beautiful, amazing and wise individual that is one of a kind. If you know a kaylan hold on tight and don't let her go. She can be a bit out there at times but that's why you'll love her. She is a creative individual. Do not try to change her.
Me: Hung out with kaylan yesterday and she started talking about dead baby jokes
Friend: were they funny?
Me: yeah but only because it came from a kaylan
Friend: Man I gotta get me one of those!
1. A derivative of an ancient Persian word meaning "little gorgeous"
2. Slang for loud and obnoxious. see also Hoodrat chick
She's got a bit of a kaylan look goin' on. i'd wax.