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If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants. That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.
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| 2. | kauffman | ||
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kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school. kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school. Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!" |
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A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house. person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents. person#1: whoa... |
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| 4. | kauffman | ||
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A penis which cannot be measured by a ruler, term was named after a kid who pulled a jerrod during class and the teacher hit him in the penis with a ruler, the ruler was broken in half upon immediate contact. Jerrod's penis becomes a kauffman whenever he sees hippo-crocca-dogga-pigs
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