"An island across the sea, beautiful KAUAI."
Also known as the Garden Island of Hawaii. The oldest Hawaiian island. Mount Waialeale, the wettest spot on the earth..
ALSO AN ISLAND THAT IS BEING OVERPOPULATED BY HAOLES (WHITE PEOPLE) MOVING HERE. ITS DISGUSTING AND NEEDS TO STOP. THE DEVELOPMENT IS DESTROYING THE NATIVE LAND AND PEOPLE. WE WILL SOON LOOK LIKE WAIKIKI! NO MORE SECRET BEACHES, NO MORE BEAUTIFUL SACRED LAND. EVERYTHING IS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM US. I SUGGEST YOU STAY AWAY, STAY FAR AWAY. WE DONT NEED ANYONE ELSE MOVING HERE. GO MOVE TO MAUI, YEAR ROUND SURF TOO. WE ALSO BEAT UP ANY WHITE PERSON THAT WE SEE. TOURIST TOO, SO WATCH OUT.
Theres also a secret society that looks for tourist at night and steals their money and beats them up. Youre lucky im warning you now..
Dont ever come to Kauai
"NO COME KAUAI"
"Kauai has some weird people"
the bestest island of all the hawaiian islands. east and west is the best parts of the island. north and south is where all the anorexic chicks and haole wanabe locals are at. too much haoles are moving to the island of kauai and developing on it. pretty soon da whole island is gona sink so if ur planning to come to kauai, try chance um and we going bus up ur rent a car and send u back to da mainland dumb haole
kauai is at da top of da chain!
One of the main Hawaiian islands. It's main import is tourists. It's chief export is tacky souvenirs. It residents are the following: The retiree who has moved to the island to complain about everything, the average working class who usually have to have 2 or more jobs in order to eek out a living, and the angry locals who seem to hate everyone. The second type usually are very warm and friendly and will bend over backwards to help you.
The latter class tends to hate anyone who isn't brown and tends to exhibit excessive amounts of xenophobia and racism. So much so that if 2 people from the same place visited and one was Caucasian while the other Latin American, The Latin American would be treated fairly while the Caucasian( colloquially known as Haole) will be treated poorly. Sadly a majority of these types tend to be of mixed race (even white).
Kauai has some of the greatest scenery and if you stick to touristy things you'll have a great time. Go anywhere else and you'll get a not so warm welcome from some of the locals.
Kauai is locally known as the unconquered island by some locals, but in reality Kauai surrendered to King Kamehameha (see DragonballZ) to prevent bloodshed
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Angry moke: No foget fo go home stupid Haole.
Beautiful Hawaiian island populated by a-hole locals that hate everything and everyone. Unfortuantly they dont take into consideration if there weren't visitors to the island none of them would have jobs.
Kauai is awesome