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When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
by lee wolfgang October 24, 2009
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an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware
Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos

*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*

Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!

Honor Student(Henry):DUUUHHHH!!!
by Dr Jester February 01, 2009
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Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.
Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
by kattyperrysucks June 13, 2008
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Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:

1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
by KatyPerryCanGoEatShit June 13, 2008
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1. Katy Perry is an American singer-songwriter from Santa Monica, California. She is most notable for her singles, "UR So Gay", released in 2007, and the song, "I Kissed a Girl", which was released in 2008, by Capitol Records

2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
"Ur So gay" was Katy Perry's way of getting back at an old flame.
by ---------Angela June 12, 2008
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Lesbian dike pop singer who is involved in the movement of teenage girls going lesbian in order to make everyone as screwed up as her.
Katy Perry kissed a girl, and she liked it. Why would she want to sing it to the entire world? That's nothing to be happy about!
by hekifier is the greatest May 08, 2009
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to "Katy Perry" something was brought upon by an individual that left 8 hours early for a Katy Perry concert and didn't return for two days afterward. Spread throughout the North East, people will pull a Katy Perry when they are have to ditch early and plan on not showing up the next day.
Dude, I will totally be Katy Perrying it after the St Patrick's Day Bruins game.
He pulled a Katy Perry after that show.
We are going to Katy Perry it around 4, I think.
by bbfan123 October 31, 2013
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