Parties harder a rockstar, hotter than a flame, cooler than the freezer, she is even faster than Usain.
Funnier than Ferrell, eyes brighter than the moon, tastier than candy, She will make you cum too soon
Crazier than Jersey, more wild than the zoo, smoother than molasses, she is way more awesome than you.
Katey is the coolest girl alive.
I wish I was Katey