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A girl that has the power to crush your lungs either by making you laugh so hard you run out of breath or by using her unusually large hands to take the air out of your lungs.
"Dude, what's with all the bruises?"
"I ran into a Kartika."
"Damn. I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's all good. At least I got to laugh."
by affluent_not March 23, 2013
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