2. Men who come and arrest you for being a prick.
the type of people your partner doesn't want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.
the karma police are on patrol to entertain, sexually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.
GIRL 2 "stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jackass bf and i dont even care"
GIRL 1 "we should call the karma police more often! ;)"
GIRL 2 "our secret ;)"