Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled.
Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.
For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)
by AngelTooth July 01, 2013
A clump of fecal matter (poo) stuck to the back of a man's testicles after an espicially messy session in the loo.
I had dingleberriess and karls everywhere last night after that vindaloo
by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013
1. The mis-spelled version of a psychopath that fucking loves llamas. (Carl)
Bob- Hey, I'm goint to a llama convention on Tuesday.
Other Bob- Dude, you should totally take Karl(Carl)
by CuberCube October 24, 2012
Full of himself, chode ass hoe, lazy ass dump, gay ass niggahh, pumperniggah spice, white rapper, korean gaylord, bartender at hooters, lives in Minnesota 55438, Dred Scott area. Who also loves to play laser tag at Grand Slam. you know who you are nigga.
Oh, look its a gay ass Karl ; )
by khatia&bellen May 05, 2011
Sarcastic little sod that listens to your daily bitch/rant as long as you listen to his, you can talk to him for fucking hours and be totally entertained even with a high intelengence (like myself) he's still great to talk to.

also hes a respectable guy that beats up women
Omg ur sho totlly ryt hes such a karl
by ViolenceAgainstWomanWeSayYES January 20, 2011
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