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8.
to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
by Jim July 16, 2004
 
9.
NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS
also were down at half
by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003
 
10.
verb. To hog something all to yourself. ie, a basketball.
"Stop being such a Karl Malone and let me play..."
by Kris Perry March 27, 2007
 
11.
An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
Karl Malone is gay.
by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004
 
12.
a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl
i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.
by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004
 
13.
A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago
Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer
by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004
 
14.
A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz
yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch
by coner April 04, 2003