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With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tiannamen square...Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fucking derrier, yeah. YOU BROKE THE RULES, NOW I'M GONNA PULL OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIR....
by Tal April 18, 2005
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ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!

Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!

Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!

Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?

*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*

Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
by bebo May 31, 2005
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The best fighting style around! Screw those pussies who say that Kung Fu or Judo are better! Go back and suck your mother's nipple. Karate is the best, the best from the rest! BOOYA!
I know karate so dont fuck with me! Im gonna beat your ass big time otherwise!! PWNED!!
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A Japanese martial art.With white belt being the lowest level and the black belt being the highest.
I went to karate ages ago but it was shit so i quit.
by psycho bitch February 26, 2004
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What weak kids think they can use to beat others up.
George: Hey you're my bitch now!
Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate!
George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!
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A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.

Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......
Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!
by transduction June 04, 2006
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A sport for the mentally retarded and for the people out there who are pussies and want to tell their friends "I know karate" so they can run off back to thier mummies and cry
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