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An alternative name for a candy bar modelled cellular phone or mobile phone. Usually used by homosapian advertisers who work for high end mobile phone stores. Can be used as an alternative for mobly, candy bar or cellph.

"My kapula only cost €800. It has a built-in webserver and its so small it fits up my ass."
Really?
....This reminds me of AOTS episode with "served from the ass". A guy gets a kapula with a mini server stuck up his ass and then people access the website located in his anus. lol, what has this world come to?
by joukosalonen May 05, 2006