a synonym for a really fat woman
A: Look, there is a Kanu

B: OMG she's so fuckin fat
by analmetzga August 24, 2011
Top Definition
Beautiful name. Originated in Ancient India as pseudonym for Lord Krishna and also for Lady Rati who was beautiful wife of handsome husband Kamadeva. Kamadev is hindu God of love, sex and desire. This name is unisex. People with this name are smart, intelligent, patient, meticulous, sexy and lovable. Kanu or Canoe sounds same to some. Kanu is also famous football player.
Rick : Kanu is synonym for beautiful women
lena : Her name sounds like boat canoe?
Rick : Ya! Both are design of elegance and simplicity from God.
by R999 February 02, 2015
The cookie loving thief of the wildly popular Theninja-rpg (TNR). A popular game based on a ninja setting. She is one of the lovable administrators and the famous Thief of all things cute and cookie related. Also owns a dude ranch.
1. Oh Crap Kanu stole my cookie!

2. Tch Kanu got into my cookie stash.

3. God damnit Kanu leave your red hands off mah cookies!

4. <3 You Kanu
by Angelkat July 14, 2010
When penetration of both orifices has been so severe, the anus and vagina's flesh begins to droop in a way that resembles a "kanus" - a mixture of a vagina and anus.
"Man, she got done so hard on her first time that she got a kanus! It was so disgusting!"
by Johnny_johnny June 26, 2006
An awesome fucking sexy ass mutha fucka. He is an OG (Original Gangsta) with a fourteen inch cock and he fucks all the sexy bitches. He is very sweet, loving, caring, handsome, very good shit-talker, fantastic in bed, has a bik wang, all you ever need and wanted, intelligent, insane, unforgiving, and sometimes can be a dick (while asleep or awake). He has a sexy godly mafia lookin' facial and one glance drives the females insane,wet, and horny. Sometimes he look like a terrorist when he grows his beard out but still manage to pull it off with his sexiness. Kanu is the boss at hustling. He's with thee business. He can be the perfect boyfriend and husband. He is full of love and sometimes shit but mostly love. He gives you all his love but once you fuck him over, you will be dead. You can always trust and depend on him.
Female 1: " Woah! Did you see that terrorist lookin' guy over there? I would definitely love it for him to put his gangsta swag in me. "

Female 2: " Hell yeah! He was a total Kanu! "

VyVy: " I love you Kanu! " <3 :)
by Asian Persuasion27 January 24, 2016

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