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The 34th state in the USA, which is boring and (mostly) flat. There are just a bunch of farmers and members of the middle class looking for big cheap housing so they can feel like they’re members of the upper middle class, even though they aren’t. Points of Interest are as follows:
Village West –Nothing special, but if you're driving through KS on your way to somewhere more interesting it’s worth a stop, if only to break the monotony of seeing all the cows and corn fields (KS grows more corn than wheat). Massachusetts Street in Lawrence: Lawrence is the only city in KS with any culture. Mass. Street is notable for its locally owned restaurants and stores. Great Plains Mall: Not really great, the entire thing would fit in one of the department stores at Mall of America and half the stores are empty. Renaissance Festival KU – A decent school that does surprisingly well in basketball KSU - A decent school The first 4 places are all close to Missouri for the sole purpose of stealing MO’s tax dollars by drawing people in Kansas City to spend their money in KS, which is rather unfortunate because those rednecks really need the money to fix their roads. In case you didn’t catch it, the majority of KC is in MO. In fact, everything significant that you’ve ever heard of being in KC is in KC, MO, although KC, KS exists. The Kansas City Zoo, Mount Leonard, Union Station, KCI, and Worlds of Fun are actually in MO, despite any Kansan propaganda you may have heard. John:Where you from
Peter:Kansas John: I hear Kansas sucks. Peter: Why do you think I moved away? |
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The 34th state admitted into the United States of America. Known for wheat, brilliant skies, and flat lands. Contrary to popular belief, people who live in Kansas do reciece power, internet, and water.
Kansas is the home of the University of Kansas, arguably one of the best, well-known teams in the NCAA. Person 1) Where do you live?
Person 2) Kansas. Person 1) Really? I heard that the Jayhawks there are really good at basketball. Person 2) Damn right. |
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1.) The most centralized state in the United States of America. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate Bob Dole.
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topeka during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh. Kansas has over a dozen albums and tons of good songs. They are still together after thirty years.
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actually the most boring state in the USA would be Idaho or Montana and it is the state of wheat not corn. Kansas is not the most boring state and it has endless amounts of wheat.
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A lovely Midwestern state, right in the dead center of the United States. Is well-known for its flat land (not a bad thing at all), the anti and pro-slavery conflicts in the 1850s, the case of Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka, the University of Kansas Jayhawks, the Wizard of Oz, the progressive-rock band of the same name, and the big cities of Wichita and Topeka. Kansas is a great place to be, and is rich in history.
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A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc. Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big. Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50. University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too. Russell Stover's- Hella Candy Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place... KC Zoo-animals and stuff Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool. And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think. John:Where you goin?
Peter:I'm Goin to Kansas. John: I hear Kansas sucks. Peter. Fuck You. |
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Kansas, like most believe, is neither the flattest state nor does it receive the most tornadoes. Actually, Florida is the flattest state in the USA. Texas has the most tornadoes recorded as of yet.
Kansas is the middle of the contiguous United States. Kansas homes many shops with good clothes, restaurants with great food, and schools with great curricular programs. Kansas is not a hick state. Kansas is by no means a fully Republican state, in fact, our governor is a female Democrat. Not everybody in Kansas lives on a farm; Eastern Kansas houses some rather large cities including Lawrence, Topeka, and Wichita. Kansas is not a freaking close minded state. Plenty of freaking homosexuals and people of different freaking heritages live here. Please shut up. Now. Kansas is not always scorching. The weather is a freak, summers are usually hot and winters cold, but there are a lot of unseasonably hot/cold days. It can be nice and sunny one hour then rain like hell the next. I've lived in Kansas all my life. Never met a closed minded/super religious/homophobic person at all. If we don't have internet or water, I'm not typing this. Or alive. (Kansas is also on the route of the Ogallala Aquafir. PLENTY OF WATER HERE.) Shut up with yer damn stereotypes now. I'm a Kansan, I'm also an Atheist. Yeah. I also hate country music. Yea. MAGIC, I KNOW. Person 1: So you lived in Kansas, did you grow wheat and sunflowers?
Kansan: Dude, shut the hell up. --- Bastard: HAY, COWBOY, HOW'S IT GOING? :D Kansan: HAY, BASTARD, SHUT UP! :D |
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Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat. Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!
Jake: Roger that. |
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