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To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.
Last night at work I saw Jenny and could not resist Kanking to her loose clit.
by vector November 17, 2004
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The military uses the word(s) Kank, Kanking or Kanked. As in canceled.
We where going on a field OP, but they kanked it do to supply shortage.
by Siderith September 23, 2009
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kid with no definition between calf muscle and ankle AKA kankles
dude u have kanks!
by what a brad May 23, 2009
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1. When your ankles and calf meet to form a "Kank"

2. A piece of shit who knows nothing about anything

3. Ignorant asshole

4. Mediocre Rapper (At Best)

5. The Area between your ankles and knees.
Man i was checkin out this girl today, when i looked down and saw she had kanks!. I peaced instantly when i saw that

Kanks is such a stupid piece of shit. He doesnt know whats left or right. The only thing he is good at is FB creepin, and creating mediocre lyrics and pretending its his english homework.

I was sitting on the couch today, and decided to take a glance over at kanks' screen. I was shocked to see kanks was creepin on torts page and instantly decide to declare him mad homo.

Your kanks are sticking out of your pants man! You should put those things away before you walk into a room
by KeepingItReal1 March 02, 2010
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Derivation of the meaningless word Kankenstence, to Kank is to get, or make out with, another person.
Kid1: Laura kanked with Mike until 5 in the morning.

Kid2: Wow I didn't know she was such a skank.
Kid1: No they just made out.
by Cheen123 September 18, 2010
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Fake people, also can be someone extremly shallow or bitchy
You know, people who are fake.
That person is so KANK, she talkes shit behind your back and loves you in person.
by Ghost Man Mom December 26, 2006
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hoocker,slut,or someone who lacks self control in there ways.
"Woah, she looks like a kank"
"She talks like a kank"
"your definetly a kank"
by kj122 January 07, 2008
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