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when a male manages to persuade a female into sitting on her knees and gargling mouthwash, then alternates dunking his testicles into her mouth and then into cold water.
"Did you hear what Mr. Jones did to his daughter's best friend? he took her to the kangaroo dentist!" "oh FUCK, hes the man! I bet she'll never brush her teeth again without having a flashback!"
by Al Cahuete March 12, 2009

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