He got kang banged."
"I still have no girlfriend fuck being kang banged."
"Damn he is on top of Tony right now! Should we help Tony out?
No man I don't want to end up getting Kang Banged too!"
2. to show symptoms of an abnormally large growth and distorted shape of the head, disproportionate hair growth towards the back of the neck, and obscured pupils as a result of swollen cheeks and eyelids
3. a gangbang of kangaroos
verb: kangbang; noun: kangbanger
2a. Two-July began to kangbang from nascence to his teenage years.
2b. As a kangbanger, Donald was pitied by his peers.
3. Holy fuck! I can't believe they're kangbanging, mate!
Girl 2: IM GOING TO MARRY HIM. HES WORTH 40 BILLION DOLLARS AND HAS A HELICOPTER PAD. AND HE GIVES AWAY KANGBANGS! ITS BETTER THAN KIISMAS CASH FROM SEACREST!!!!
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