A burn that requires yourself to be burnt in order to be effective. This should only be used in the most extreme circumstances, when you have no alternate comeback.
The only known way to neutralise an Epic Burn
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says I should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 1: "So last night meant nothing to you?"
friend 3: "You got a Kamikaze burn"