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Only the best friend you can ever have! He'll make sure you're alright when he thinks you're feeling down, listen to you vent about your problems, be your shoulder to cry on, watch movies with you just for fun, introduce you to new and exciting things, and simply be bitchin'.
Kamen is one of my very best friends in the entire world.
by jhetz March 30, 2011
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A group of Segway riders, analogous to a flock, herd, or gaggle. Named after the Segway's inventor, Dean Kamen.
I was walking through the tourist district the other day when a kamen of ten Segways road past. What a bunch of dorks!
by jlm_one October 04, 2009
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A gay bender that loves to wear bent hats to hide his terrible hair, would really want to bang Avani right in the pussy. Just generally a bit weird, thinks he is sexy
God he is such a Kamen
by Namelesss June 27, 2016
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A downer, this person walks into people's groups and makes everyone feel bad about themselves.
Wow, stop being such a Kamen.
by skimoman October 10, 2014
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Kamen, and Death and Hades followed with him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.
"Abandon your foul God and burn you wretched men and beast, for he brings nought but wrath and ruin, only I bring sweet release"
And he yearns to stand amidst the Day of Reckoning, among the sin and clutter. "I'll make my own world" he will howl, "with blackjack, and hookers".
This fajita takeaway totally knackered me arse, can't Kamen come and nuke the world already?
by Dank Horse November 02, 2016
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