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Is the utter most gorgeous girl you may ever encounter. Her kindness is the one only found in stories. Although she is always hurt by her boyfriends she always keeps that smile on her face and never inflicts hatred towards them. Her smile would brighten anybody's day. Her taste in music is impeccable! She also always looks at things in a positive manner. She is very, very deep.
I've finally found my Kalli!
by Yes,we know. October 01, 2010
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an extreamly hot girl
girlfriend
shortened version of kaleena
That girl is so kalli
by Ryan Wilson June 17, 2003
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by carli August 12, 2003
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Pouplar; Perfect
She is so kalli.
by Kalli November 28, 2003
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Kalli loves her bananas.
by Rhea March 21, 2004
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1: Being extraordinarily stubborn to a point of being delusional.
2: One who is likely to make grand claims with no proof ~ when presented with counter-proof is likely to dismiss it as statistical noise, or change his previous statement entirely to accomodate the new proof, playing it off as if that's what he meant all the time.
3: Being unable to see your own faults.
Don't be so kalli about it.Be more open to objective analyses
by TheDoctorMaster December 11, 2013
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A super sexy, hot and cute kind of a gal! She doesn't always say mean things but when you set her off you can find yourself in a body bag...
She's so Kalli!
by Devilishgamergirl January 18, 2017
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