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The last name of The creator of the legendary AK-47. Usually the term is used in place of words like Pwnage, ownage, owned, schooled, raped, burned, etc. Basically the term is ''gaming language'' for getting defeated in a manner which makes the killer laugh and makes the reciever get angry. A proper kalishnikoving is usually rewarded with chants of you suck, or a big bucket o' rape.
1.Dude, you just got majorly Kalishnikoved by that random throwing knife. HA-HA you suck, lets get you a big bucket o' rape from the rape mobile down the street.

2.Dude, my mom can totally Kalishnikov your mom!
by The Raping Ghost Of Alcatraz June 27, 2010

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