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Also known as Kale, Cabbage, or Cab.
An awesome kid who laughs at all your jokes and is equally, if not more, funny. His smiles make everyone happy. He has beautiful hair and a magical face that radiates a heavenly light, momentarily blinding you because it is so beautiful. Everyone undresses him with their eyes when he walks by, even the men.
Dude, I'm straight, but that Kaleib has really got it goin' on!
by MillieLikesStuff December 09, 2009

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