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8.
kale is another word for currency of any sort.
can I borrow some kale until I get paid tomorrow?
by Lyndsey July 05, 2003
 
9.
A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?
Kale likes to dance in advance.
by knittingkritters February 13, 2014
 
10.
an occasionally attractive southern dude who sucks at making bets and thinks basiounys are the hottest goddamn thing alive. never knows what the homework is and sucks dick at bluff.
that douchebag is a total kale.
by lancatttyyy April 26, 2010
 
11.
a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"
by tommy wilson February 13, 2004
 
12.
a guy who is ok a counter-strike
man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
 
13.
Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.
'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'
by tyana October 11, 2004
 
14.
A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.
Dude, Kale, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBEQUE?!
by Age1 December 29, 2004