Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
by Riley December 26, 2004
Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.
by Sarah* July 27, 2005
by Sara March 25, 2005
A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot
by yoshimi April 07, 2005