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A name given to only to most beautiful, amazing, funny, and lovable people. Kalaias are often the offspring of a Mexican family. They are usually born with an identity crisis, thinking that they are ewokes, when they actually are wompas.

A kalaia is the most gifted name a person can receive. No one could be more beautiful or amazing as a kalaia. Nicknamed t- Rex for their terrifying cuteness.
You are a kalaia, not an ewok, get right.
by Fishy dog August 09, 2011