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Kailee Ortiz is a fat assss slut. She thinks shes hot shit and shes not, she also thinks shes skinnny. a biiiig vagina. everyone deep down inside hates her. she has no real friends. too many haters to count. i reallly hate her. fuuck you stupid bitch.
Kailee Ortiz! thinks she's gorgeous but she is fat and ugly as hell.
by yoooubaaaby(: May 09, 2009

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