named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")
A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.
Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.
Amber- I know.
Jessica- Lets go to Keokuk and walk around Wal-Mart!!