Top Definition
When a man drinks so much Kahlua that he cannot get an erection for the rest of the night.
"There is nothing more pathetic than a man whose procreative functions have been rendered inactive by Kahlua and Kahlua alone.

Man, I shouldn't have drunk all that Kahlua. I got such Kahlua cock now."
by Fish126 April 12, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt