To strike (with a limb or errant object) a living being with such force they become your bitch. A Ka Bitch must be undisputed and decisive and is usually accompanied by a cry of "KA-BIITCH!!!" Once one is Ka Bitch'd he or she must return the favor in order to undo their status, though usually one who is Ka Bitch'd they will be so confuckulated they won't have the ability or the memory to do so.
Tim: Why's that guy winding up a swing toward that old man's head with a life-sized Budda statue?

Man: "KA-BIIITCH!!!"

Tim: Good Goddamn! He just got Ka Bitch'd! That's old ass man's head is FUCKED!!!
by That Being Over There August 23, 2008

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A total whore who likes to steal boyfriends. Usually the girl's name should begin with "Ka".
Tim: Hey man what do you think about Kathryn?
Josh: I don't know, all i know is that she is a total Kabitch when it comes to men, especially with people across state.
by PiratePlay July 04, 2011

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