Stoner: KTM MAN!!!! Also home to world's best Ganja, and you wouldnt get arrested for possesing it either. :]
KTMs decimate all other competition including Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, and Suzuki. KTMs utilize superior engineering technology compared to japanese motorcycle manufacturers.
The RFS (racing four stroke) engine is one of the best engines KTM ever made.
KTMs are also very successful in getting even the ugliest men laid.
However extreme care must be used around other men as KTMs are known to cause other men to get hard-ons.
Guy: "Want me to show you how to ride?"
Girl: "Sure, let's go!"