The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST AMAZING thing in the state of Oregon. The so called "Jesus" of Portland. His appearance is so stunning that your heart will stop immediately. This so called masterpiece of a human dwells in the "ghetto" of our magnificent city. Only few have the extravagant privilege of having contact with this ruler of all things wonderful. If you dare to "mess with" or "distract" us from our view of him, you will be brutally sliced shortly after the encounter. Water polo is a very lucky sport to behold this man in its waters.
Broski, look at that KSR over there!