| 15. | Charissa | ||
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A certain genre of female, a term used to describe several characteristics in women. Usually a beautiful woman with a gorgeous smile and legs like a model, and a great personality. Charissas are usually easy going and a bit flighty, but its okay cus THEY'RE A MUSICIAN. Most girls want to be a Charissa, and unfortunately for them are usually just a Sarah (See Sarah). You are a Charissa if your both intelligent and artistic, and also too attractive for your own good. Common misspellings are Carisa, Carissa, or Karissa. Common mispronunciations are Sharissa. "Im taking this girl out tonight"
"Yeah? Whats she like?" "Shes totally Charissa" "WOW How'd you land that?!" |
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| 16. | Asshat | ||
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Adj. A word used to describe someone who has no clue, has their head up their ass, and is a dick about it. Especially popular in gamer circles.
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| 17. | Drink! the game | ||
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"Drink! the game" was invented in Lawrence, KS, in the fall of 2009. "Drink! the game" is a game with few rules. Only one, in fact: You tell the people around you to drink. If they don't, they're not your friend anymore. If they do, they're awesome. Conversely, everyone else (as long as they are also drinking) can order you to drink. And, as per the rule, you have to drink, too. The point is not to overdo it. If you tell people to drink too often, you a jerk and no one will want to play "Drink!" with you. Person A to everyone: "Drink! the game" is on.
Person B to Person C: Drink! Person A to Person D: Drink! Person C to Person A: Drink! Person D to everyone: All drink! |
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| 18. | KM Ratio | ||
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Kill Myself Ratio. Usually adds up to 100, the ratio is the amount you desire to Kill Yourself (KY) in relation to the amount you'd like to live. Usually expressed as such: (eg. 91:9), in which you'd like to kill yourself with 91% of your inner desires.
If you work in Corporate America, you KM ratio probably never gets below 85:15, and that's on the day you leave for a 2 week vacation. It improves as the weekend nears, but really all that's you need to tip you to actually KY is something like vegetarian day in the cafeteria. On particularly crappy days, it can exceed 100 (eg 105:-5) it's Friday, I hate my job so my KM ratio is normally 99:1, but today it's 98:2 because I'm gonna get so drnk and hammered tonight right after work.
see roungetable dot blogspot dot com |
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| 19. | Shawnee Mission South | ||
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A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass. The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population. Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to. With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.
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| 20. | flavored dick box | ||
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\ 'fla-vər-d 'dik 'bäks \ (noun)
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX: 1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box." a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box." 1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.
a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that. |
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| 21. | dictorany | ||
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Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (: Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"
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