Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.
HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?
The Greatest. He scored 81 points against the Toronto Raptors on January 22, 2005. He hit 12 3 pointers against the Seattle Sonics on January 7, 2003. Nuff' said.
Oh my God, KB8 just crossed over T-Wack and threw down a 360 dunk on Yao Mingski. Hes Too good..dammit kobe, i envy your athletic prowess.
Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...
1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.
Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!
2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.
3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
People are so ignorant it makes me sick. People will say anything to make Kobe look bad.
'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs
'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
Hater: Kobe Bryant is such a ballhog
Me: If it helps his team win, then he SHOULD be a ballhog
To penetrate the defense and score via slam dunk to the back door.
I'm going to Kobe da next blonde white girl that shows up in my hotel room and make her kiss it
Then I'm going to buy my wife a $4 milllion ring.
the best NBA playa to eva live. Can make any defender feel like shit. Even made Shaq run away to play for the shitty miami heat and dwayne wade.
Damn that kids so good, he's gonna be the next Kobe.
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Don't call him a he, tsai is a kobe.