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Slang term used for the Cayman Islands. The KMAN ILAN is a small country in the caribbean south of cuba and west of Jamaica.
Dan - I am gong to the caribbean on a cruise

Brian - Be sure to stop in the KMAN ILAN
by pura vida February 08, 2006
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A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.
Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"

Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"

Source: A.P., Cayman Islands
by A.P. January 26, 2006
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