The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries.
The Dingle berries that hung from my Kleds were huge.
cleds dingle berries anus vaganus ass
by Drew Monda June 18, 2009

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a British insult meaning "mentally unstable hillbilly"
"YOU FUCKING KLED"
"OI, KLED"
"YOU HAVING A WANK, KLED?"
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A state of being absolutely wasted, at least blackout drunk. It works even better if one of your friends has to take care of you that night, or if you barf whilst hooking up someone.
"So what's going on?"
"Oh my god, I'm going to get so KLed tonight!"
by KLsbestfriend January 27, 2009

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someone who is soo cool that theyr both a kid and a led (lad) which gives us kled
mcbride u kled,u love duff !
by aodhamcmac November 27, 2007

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