An acronym stemming from the verbose recognition of one Kurt L. This term is usually meant to express a horrid taste in clothing, word usage, or men. It can also be used to express one who is poor in one of the following categories: chemistry, tennis, and most commonly life in general. People associated with this term often have attractive immediate female relatives.
"Hey KLIJ! Dude your mom is fire!"
"Dude, you really klij'd your chemistry test!"
"That kid is so bad at tennis, what a klij!"