1. n. a bad person who single handedly balances out the goodness in the world.
2. n. someone who is unjustly enriched at the expense of others, or is undeservingly fortunate in all aspects of life except with regards to facial feature arrangements.
3. vb. a bad or scmozzlous act
4. adj. dubious
as in, 'what? you kicked the baby? you're such a kit.'
by jjthecoolest November 12, 2007
A small capsule or container which can hold useful items. It is inserted in the anus for safekeeping.
My kit fell out when I ran the marathon, so I lost my asthma spray.
by Lou January 25, 2003
in counter-strike a counter-terroroist would posses a kit to defuse a terrorist planted bomb
d00d u g07 4 k17?
(dude, you got a kit?)
by Toad October 25, 2004
1. a baby fox.
2. The coolest anime fan EVER.
3. Molly's boyfriend.
4. Nickname for Christopher.
5. Much better than Chris.
6. Half of a kitty.
7. A girl's name.
8. Maybe a boy's name.
9. The uneaten part of a Kit-Kat.
10. K - I - T.
11. A package in which parts for a project come.
12. The epitome of geek.
1. "Aww, look at that adorable kit wif it's foxeh momma."
2. "Oi, Kit, could I borrow some of your Hellsing DVDs?"
3. Molly: "I LOVE YOU, KIT!!!!"
4. Person: "What's your REAL name?" Kit: "Christopher."
5. Person: "I like that name, Chris!" Kit: "NO! KIT'S MUCH BETTER!"
6. "Me--" says the half-kitty
7. Girl: "OMG, my name's Kit, too!" Kit: "NOOOOO!!!!"
8. Kit: "I'M A DUDE!"
9. Person A: "Eww, this Kit-Kat is nasty!" Person B: "Just leave the Kit behind."
10. Kid: "How do you spell your name?" Kit: "K... I... T."
11. "I just bought a model airplane kit!"
12. Just... look at him!
by Molly & Bridget April 24, 2005
The coolest girl alive not to mention a damn good friend.
omg kit did you hear that! that dude said hes gay! XD
by Kee December 30, 2004
A close-minded jerk who takes over everbody's life on chat programs. A disgusting person to be and/or be around and someone whom everyone else is disgusted by.
If not given exactly what he wants, he will throw a child-like temper tantrum and repeatedly harass you until you give into his every want, wish and demand.

Someone who would probably be clinically diagnosed with such disorders as the following:
Bipolar Disorder
Pathelogical Liar

One who believes false information is correct such as lying to theirselves and eventually believing their lies.

Someone who lives in a fantasy world composed of working for the government, having children, and marrying a seventeen year old girl eight states away.

A selfish pig who will not confront you to your face and would therefore rather talk bull behind your back, but refuses to ever dare say it to your face.

Someone who tries to cyber fuck thirteen year old girls on a chat program every night. S/he may or may not also fuck their girlfriend, Molly, a cross-dressing, gender confused whore.

A single person who is hated by most people, but comes to believe that everyone is jealous of him, because, as we all know, he is the best hacker ever. He can hack your computer from a telephone booth.

Kit - a fuckbag.
One who talks badly about people behind their back only later to deny it; One who claims to work for powerful online companies and when proven wrong by the company accuses the boss of lying to protect the company for paying him under the table.

Someone who lives in their grandmothers basement and supports themselves thanks to welfare.
Someone who impersonates asian people.
Someone with a small, shrimp like penis.
Someone who lies pretending his real life parents are dead and he has a 4 year old kid.
Someone who claims to be a "real life ninja".
Someone who has fake dreads and sometimes believes he is Jamacian.
Someone who has sexual fantasies about Richard Simmons.

A compulsive liar who lies about being a cage fighter, in the military, a pentagon hacker, and the extraordinary father of a 4 year old.....WHILE on palace 24/7 and conjuring a group of obnoxious kids so he could blackmail others.

Someone who claims to live with his old friends Grandparents and does not pay rent while living with them because he cleans house for them because they are very sick and ill.

Someone who hacked the Pentagon and was in jail. He has a criminal record that he does not tell anyone about.

His real name is Aaron Lamb.

A fat person.
"Ew that's Kit-arded; the 8th failure of the world! Oh my god! Did you hear he is dating an underaged girl?! Oink oink! He has a chode!"
by BFF4LIFE January 29, 2008
short form for the name catherine
hey, i'm catherine, you can call me kit.
by katyy_<3s_you August 08, 2005

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