A guy with a large pole who uses it to wash 1st and 2nd floor windows without the need for a ladder.
tiz: "feck me Kirky, if I had a pole like that, I would consider some serious fornication."
bobbins: "call that a pole? my barty can get to the upper twelfth."
owd: "you missed a bit!"
by Mark. February 16, 2008
Top Definition
kirky is the god of lightweight, a kirky has the stomach of a goat and tends to whitey every time he smells alcohol.one blue wkd would make him whitey for a month, however kirky's weak stomach is respected and worshipped by all.
"Ew, Look at that lightwight who's just whiteyed"
"aw that's just Kirky!"
by whiteywhitey May 18, 2010
A slow minded person that can easily annoy friends and anyone in their vicinity. They often do things incredibly stupid and unexpected.
Damo's pulling a kirky at the moment, its giving me the shits.
by gazrea June 30, 2016
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