Kia
Kia is a very beautiful girl yet she puts herself down about the way she looks. her figure is to die for! She's very popular and has a good bunch of friends. She has really good fashion sense and she has a major relationship with the fridge and snacks draw! Kia loves food! If you ever come across a Kia, stay by her side, she takes all of her friends and family with good care. She loves them all very much. Kia won't stand for no messing about, if you say something bad about Kia, I'd watch your back if she ever found out. She's always horny and looking for a good lad to look after her.
Person 1: Have you seen that kia over there?
Person 2: Yes! I was just about to say the same to you! She's gorgeous isn't she?
Person 1: Yes!!
by Cherrypop123654987 June 23, 2016

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Kia
Acronym for "Korean International Automobiles"
I bought a Kia, they may not be the best cars, but they have a great warranty.
by Dirty Cooder May 30, 2007

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Kia
Kia is a wonderful name. A Kia is a cheerful and happy person. There's never a dull moment with her. She'll make you laugh and always will put a smile on your face. Get you a Kia, they will make your day.
Man: You see that girl over !

Girl: Yeah! That's Kia!

Man: Wow, she has a beautiful smile!
by ..........43 March 30, 2017

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KIA
Knockmore Irish Army
oh balix the kia are guna feckin bate me
by droid21 April 26, 2011

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KIA
Killed In Action. KIA is South Korea 2nd largest automobile manufacturer.
im not driving in that KIA
by nick walsh 693 February 16, 2009

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KIA
The Underground CIA. One who has insider information and/or disinformation about a wide variety of topics and subjects. Bullshit artist.
"Man, that KIA sure winded me with her viewpoints and persepctives on the psychosocial manipulation and subversion of the masses!"
by KIA - Underground Authority November 10, 2007

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KIA
Shitty Korean car in which the manufacturers use mighty mend-it to fasten parts to the frame it stands for Kock In Ass. Mostly driven by Homos and guys named Blake.
Mike:Blake drives a KIA.
Mark:He's a faggot.
Mike: Kock In Ass motor corp is for shit pickels.
Mark: Yup.
by Mr.Zombie3000 January 28, 2011

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