Top Definition
A thai(not asian) looking badass who uses gum to attract the ladies, however failing miserably, or a rather large sweaty hawaian looking man resembling Gabriel Iglesias except afraid to admit his tankness.
Stop being a Khoff... Woah Woah thats pushing it.
or
There's no way ill go out with you, especially since you're being such a Khoff
by Susy Burtman March 12, 2011

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