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Slang word for a vagina. Derived from the salty smell and taste which the female's body part and the American fast food chain share. "Tastes just like KFC"
Guy 1: "I was talking about how I wanted some KFC. Next thing I know she has her pants around her ankles and tells me to take a lick."

Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken?!"

Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."
by PunkMasterGFunk December 08, 2010
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A place where perfect chicken is eaten.
Let's go to KFC.
by colonelsanders.cjb.net October 05, 2003
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KFC = Kung Fu Chicken = some guy who likes to talk about how great his martial art is, and how much better it is than any other martial art. But, when you offer to engage him in some friendly full-contact sparring, even with rules and gear and a neutral referee, he totally chickens out.
Jet Li was talking shit about how Kung Fu is better than boxing, wrestling, ju jitsu and muay thai. When I offered to spar with him he went totally KFC.
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1. Kentucky Fried chicken
2. The ghetto Kennedy Fried Chicken that is located right down the street from the real KFC.
"Dude I just got from KFC!!!"
"Fo shizzle dude, did you get the boneless honey BBQ strips?"
"No, they don't have those at Kennedy Fried Chicken"
"HAHA you poor bastard can't even afford real fast food!!!!"
by Michael Bolton Sucks Ass!!! March 23, 2004
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Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.
They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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Greasy fucking shit, dubbed "KFC". Commonly mistaken for actual food. The perfect place to catch some salmonella. Tastes like dusty musty shite with some sort of fucking spice, how someone can claim there are 11 is beyond me. Mostly niggers are thought to dine here, but infact pakis have ventured outside the world of cocking curry and into the world of scoffing ex-battery chickens.
At the local KFC:
Coon # 1. "gimme dat chinking yo muvva fuka i cut you for it"
Coon # 2 "yah right nigga dis iz mah chicking"
by Lora Logic June 12, 2007
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its true definition is kentucky fried cruelty

should be shut down for unethical processing
straight edgers: that kfc manager faggots working late today
slash3r: sweet, lets wait for em with razors, we'll fuck em up
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