Kan't Fuckin' Cook

(word for black niggaz)
Them niggaz go to kfc er' day.
by uscbasketball10 March 21, 2007

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A steet gang centered in Berkeley,Ca. Known in 2009 to be responsible for several robberies in downtown Berkeley. The gang Consists of mostly Christians yet there is one Jew. They can be identified by their batman backpacks with KFC written in white out.
KFC is running the streets right now, they have the mayor of Berkeley in the palm of their hands.
by Dougie429 April 16, 2009

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A short form of 'ker-fuckin'-ching', the sound a cash register makes and used when somebody tells you about their good fortune with money.

Derived, of course, from the fast food chain which, as well as the usual expressions, can be referred to as Kolonel's Fucking Crap.
Bloke 1: "Mate, I just got 3 grand back on my tax refund."
Bloke 2: "KFC!"
Bloke 1: "What?"
Bloke 2: "Ker-fuckin'-CHING!'
by Choda Boy 57 May 16, 2008

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A good place to get fried chicken until you've worked there and cleaned out the grease traps.
Can eating too much at KFC give one the status of "chicken head"?
by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010

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Kaptain Fat Cock
a retarted superhero who comes n rapes u at night with his fat cock he will hunt u down n fuck da shit outta u all night long until u scream n bleed from ur ass den he sings the retarted burgerking song n he flys off farting
lil kikd 1: wat happened to u?
kid 2: KFC aka KAPTAIN! FAT! COCK! got my buns
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KFC is a fast food chain founded by a fat guy named Colonel Sanders owned by PepsiCo. KFC is a place with many stereotypes including the place were many black people go and eat fried chicken and mash potatoes, also KFC is a possible acronym for Killing Fucking Coons stated by Angry Black man aka Siggas a popular you tuber known for his angry black man act.
Jay: So I went to KFC and Taniqu came up to me and beat me and stole my fried chicken.
John: Holy shit!
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Slang word for a vagina. Derived from the salty smell and taste which the female's body part and the American fast food chain share. "Tastes just like KFC"
Guy 1: "I was talking about how I wanted some KFC. Next thing I know she has her pants around her ankles and tells me to take a lick."

Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken?!"

Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."
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