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K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".
Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).
by Sean Luber February 13, 2009
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KFC is an abbreviation for a Kenucky Fucked Cunt. It means a slut hailng from the land of Kentucy.
"Oh yeah, did i mention that hoe is a KFC. She has chlamydia."
by kenesis September 04, 2006
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2nd to only Popeyes chicken, but looks like factory rims compared to twenty-six inch sprees
Popeyes is simply better than KFC no if ands or buts about it.
by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 29, 2003
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Acronym for Kids From Compton. Used to be a local gang in the 323 area.
Police- Why are you in KFC?
KFCguy- Cuz im down bitch.
Police- Ima bust a cap on yo ass
KFCguy- I'm down
by Daniel February 17, 2005
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for a fat person from korea, so you can make fun of them without hurting their feelings. at first.

"hey, kfc, how 'ya doing?"
by brargh June 23, 2006
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The art of licking one's fingers after they have been in rude places.
"finger licking good"
Licking fingers after they have been inside a woman
by David Little May 25, 2005
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-I'm going to get some KFC
-Kentucky Fried Clone?
-Huh?
-You didn't know that shit ain't real?
by Westsider May 05, 2005
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