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Mathematically, this is incorrect.
But for the sake of humor and for you 8th graders:

KFC = FUCK - U
KFC is one letter away from FUCK. All it's missing is U! - comedy fest 2005
by tourettesGUY June 02, 2006
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Keen For Cock. Generally used to describe a woman who is sexually aroused.
Those girls over there are KFC
by Ando2222 June 02, 2009
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KFC is a fast-food chain. Strangely, they are more popular in countries all over the world than America. In London, there are over 38 KFC's. Yet, Kentucky is mentioned. So they think that Kentucky is comprised of Fried Chicken. When the fact of the matter is, no one actually likes it in America.
Excuse me mate, want to hit up KFC's for some grub?

Why, I do believe dear, KFC's and tea shall be fine tonight.

Je voudrais KFC pour ma famille.

OMPA! KFC! Arreverderci.

KFC? That's one f**ed up motha f**cker.

Honestly, I hate KFC.
by Newyorkladii July 25, 2006
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A good place to get fried chicken until you've worked there and cleaned out the grease traps.
Can eating too much at KFC give one the status of "chicken head"?
by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010
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Kentucky Fried Crap. Let's go get some!
I had KFC yesterday and found a 9 inch nail in my Avalanche!
by Mrs. Lampard June 30, 2004
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Sexual foreplay with a girl not for gays
Enjoyed a lot by girls. when finished with the breasts and thighs, you have a bone to stick in the greasy box.
by Jack Mearse July 23, 2005
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Stands for, Kentucky Fried Children

See BLEEP you
School Boy 1: AHH!! Its the KFC man!
School Boy 2: Run for the shelter of the american education system! GAAH!!!
by USSR December 12, 2003
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