Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken?!"
Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.