This is what a Jamaican tour guide said to our group while we were driving past a KFC once. He also said "I've never eaten at KFC in my life." All the other passengers were in shock.
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.