a retarted superhero who comes n rapes u at night with his fat cock he will hunt u down n fuck da shit outta u all night long until u scream n bleed from ur ass den he sings the retarted burgerking song n he flys off farting
kid 2: KFC aka KAPTAIN! FAT! COCK! got my buns
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken
Me: Fuck off, I'm not doing that!
KFC Manager: then get off the premesis and don't come back!
The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.