Mathematically, this is incorrect.
But for the sake of humor and for you 8th graders:

KFC = FUCK - U

The PeTA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.

Where the boogies from the ghetto go to eat.

a place where mainly black people go, but the kfc man is white. is that a oxymoron?

Place where, as the stereotype goes, all black people eat.

Kentucky Fried Children.

A horrible place to work, I know, I once worked there, you can get food poisoning from the chicken they serve, the secret ingredients are flour, something that looks almost like garden herbs and salt (Not exactly secret when you've got all, if not two of the ingredients at home and readily alavilble) a place that makes Nazi Germany look like a tourist destination. I was sacked because I refused to serve out of date food to customers, (we had a new boss who was Satan who had managed to posses a human body that wanted the old food shifting, the more simple idea would be to dispose of the chicken in the bins at the back) do yourself a favour, don't work at KFC
KFC= Kan't Find the Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.